rough day, good laugh

I have had a rough night and day. Kelsea woke me up at 2 am because there was a big, yes it was big, spider in her room. I don't like to kill big spiders like that so I squished it with books. It took awhile to fall asleep after that. Then I got sick with some intestinal cramps then they woke me up every hour until 6am. Then after running kids around this morning I found out our rabbit is lost. We have been looking for it all day. We spent almost 3 hours at a hair salon getting 2 haircuts but the cuts turned out really good. I am feeling stressed. So then I read this e-mail. It tells me that-I danced with a llama because my family thinks I am stupid anyway. Go ahead and try it and when you comment tell me about yourself to continue the laughter for my sake anyway.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink -----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

I can't wait to see what you get stuck with.................
Janika's is going to be hilarious, I hope you comment with yours.
Melissa sent me this- Melissa I kicked a surfer because I'm cool like that. Kailyn said I sang to a smurf because my family thinks I am stupid anyway. Dylan's said I smelled a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want. David's said I did the Macarena with my science teacher because I'm cool like that. If my brother would do it his would start-I did the macarena with a snowman--that is funny enough on its own without the rest. My mom sent me-I Loved A Smurf Because I'm Awesome. OK I am done for the moment.